January 2012
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eventually everyone runs out of things to say
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“I don’t know what model is the future of comics. I do believe that it...”
– Why Piracy is Not Responsible for “Ruining Comics” by David Brothers
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“Heather’s also clearly been to the rodeo before: Propped behind Jeezy, she...”
– The Return of Young Jeezy
“I don’t think anyone - including myself, for that matter - should be so...”
– One of the nice cheery things I said to my friend during our Taco Bell lunch meet today
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Chip Zdarsky's Watchmen 2 →
Ah well, this "Not Paying For Shit" has been fun... →
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fumuun replied to your photo: Yo guys the Made In Chelsea theme tune is in the…
lol why do you hate m83 is it because he’s loud and obnoxious and wishes he was a teen again too much or
yeah, he just reminds me of myself too much
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sometimes i browse the “life” tag on here and just kinda drown in the wave of adolescent philosophising, “read more” bitchfests, mundane itineraries of people’s daily activities and pictures of inspiring messages laid atop majestic fields
its nice
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“In a dramatic raid on Mr Dotcom’s property, his lavish lifestyle was...”
– “The Feds” laying siege to Kim Dotcom in his mansion gives me the perfect framing device for my spec screenplay about Megaupload, “MEGACRIME”
“Somewhere in Time is in the top-five cheesiest movies ever made. It’s...”
– Mark Duplass on Somewhere In Time, a film I swore I had made up so it is pretty good to hear it actually exists.
Reeve’s character manages to travel back in time just by dressing like he is from 1910 and thinking really hard about going back in time. If I remember the ending correctly,...
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As much as I want to go to bed, I also want to sit here and keep refreshing tumblr until something exciting comes up
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No shit, I actually turned my mobile phone off and unplugged my router so I could watch Masterchef without interruption.
Please tell me that someone has made some GIFs of that Aki’s expressions?
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I’m not in work tomorrow/Wednesday so I can stay up and drink vodka and feel sad and trying to write about stuff and then fail to write about stuff so instead just do one of those “leave me a number” things but on my own because I know nobody would ever leave a number. So I’ve done that. This one has loads of questions about my sex life. If you’re actually interested...
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Watchstrangedesert:
Kiss Me On The Bus - SNL
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Progress Report
So, six months after leaving university I’ve lost touch with the handful of people I made any connection with whilst there, am currently working a shitty temp job in the same office I worked in as a 15 year old on a contract which runs out in a fortnight with no work lined up after it, still have no idea what I am going to “do with my life”, have lost any passion I had for...
I Have A "This Is My Jam" Account Now →
Cuz why not, y’know?
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New Parks and Recreation shat over new 30 Rock from dizzying heights, although I gotta say baby-fat Tina Fey is kinda hot…
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i am incredibly suspicious of anyone who feels particularly strong about anything
“Let’s say molten man-monsters from under the Earth’s crust are causing a seismic...”
– I like to think Bleeding Cool are giving this guy a platform just so people can have a good chuckle.
I mean, that isn’t a “conservative” story - it is just shit.
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“A keen fan of pop music, he cites Band of Horses and Lana Del Rey as among his...”
– David Cameron, the Q Magazine Prime Minister
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is “send me some fan mail” going to replace “leave something in my ask”?
or are certain people finally going to accept that nobody wants to communicate with them on here because they’re boring and self-absorbed?
oh, and if you’re paranoid i’m talking about you specifically in this post, rest assured that I am
it really takes a shockingly little amount of wine to get me into “lecturing Matthew” mode, but I think that is less because such consumption turns me into a condescending dickhead and more that is weakens the little barriers I have to set up to stop the tide of bullshit spewing from my mouth
but hey whatyougonnado?
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The Three One Star Reviews for the DVD of 2011 Film “Drive” on Amazon.co.uk, presented without comment:
1. Their has only been 2 films I have been enticed into watching with a great trailer. But what turned out to be a shockingly poor film nothing happens until 10 mins from the end. Don’t waste your time that you will never get back !!!!! also the other film was Inglorious...
everything that is gold in my head is shit when i write it out
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“(David Karp, Tumblr CEO) proudly shared that 30 of Tumblr’s blogs have...”
– Is that really something to brag about when pretty much all of Tumblr’s 6,000,000 users want a book deal?
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