December 2011
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georgiatehc replied to your photo
me 2
*hug*
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Decided to watch to some of my favourite Curb Your Enthusiasm episodes
Kinda excited for midnight to see which “friend” who hasn’t contacted me in months includes me in their mass send out of “HAPPY NEW YEAR” text messages
catfaggot replied to your post: Will spending New Year’s on my own, posting shit…
hey yo i am in the same situation except i have a dog and beer
Man, wish I had alcohol/livestock
Will spending New Year’s on my own, posting shit on Tumblr be as depressing back in June when I spent the night of my 21st birthday doing pretty much the same?
LET’S FIND OUT!!!
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Since today is the 31st of December, I guess it is the opportune time to reflect on my life over the past year…
everything has been shit and i wish i was dead
HAPPY NEW YEAR
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last night after i went to bed a post i made got 40+ likes/reblogs so im anxious to go now because i really think that tonight i could break the 50 barrier with whatever crap i’ve posted today
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My Most Listened To Artists of 2011 (According to...
I did this last year, so I guess I’ll do it this year too. I actually think this is pretty accurate because a) no major fuck-ups computer/iPod wise this year (by which I mean I had several massive fuck-ups but none which prevented me scrobbling) and b) I don’t think I’ve actually listened to a CD all year so everything I’ve listened to by choice has come off my iPod....
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imagined that tumblr had a facebook chat-type feature where you could IM yr followers except everyone is too scared to interact with one another aside from drunkly declaring love to someone who lives on another continent
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Finalising my New Year Eve’s plans - going to stay in my room, cry a bit and publish loads of depressing shit on here I’ve been saving for a while
Sometimes I fantasise about actually being as smart as I think I am
Simulated Chance: SIMULATED CHANCE - THE END →
simulatedchance:
It has been fun.
But everything has to come to an end.
So this is it.
Thanks to anyone who every read this regularly. I don’t think that many - any? - people actually did but if you did I am incredibly grateful.
This blog was never what I had had in mind when I started it; I had this notion that every song on my iPod was some magical portal to a golden memory, a story worth...
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I used to think I was non-photogenic but now I’ve concluded I’m just ugly
gave up trying to get it to exactly £20 and instead got three things for (effectively, since it is minus the voucher) £1.26, which is pretty good
i know you guys were on the edge of your seats for an update on my late-night internet shopping
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got a £20 Amazon voucher for Christmas (my Uncle printed off a “Happy Birthday!” one, because he thinks I’m Jesus?) and I’m trying to spend the exact amount, which means I’ll probably end up with shit i don’t want just because it works out
I got some vodka and the Father Ted Christmas special.
Things could be worse.
merry x-mas and all that xx
“You have the least presents, Matt. Maybe next year you should try being nice to...”
– My sister, as we put our presents under the tree
If there’s two things I simply cannot get the hang of they’re wrapping Chirtmas presents and sexually pleasuring another human being.
To be fair, I don’t get more than a yearly opportunity at best to practise either.
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i think im going to start a tumblr when i post all the shit i write but then save in my drafts
Everyone just pretend I wrote something nice in their Ask box, because I was going to do that “for Christmas” but then realised I can’t be bothered xxx
Simulated Chance: SIMULATED CHANCE ALBUMS OF 2011 →
simulatedchance:
Bon Iver, Bon Iver - Bon Iver
Instrumental Mixtape - Clams Casino
xxx - Danny Brown
Kaputt - Destroyer
Take Care - Drake
Past Life Martyred Saints - EMA
Last Summer - Eleanor Friedberger
New Brigade - Iceage
Strange Mercy - St. Vincent
House of Balloons - The Weeknd
There ya go.
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it’s not so much that you choose celibacy as it is that you’re a terrible human being who nobody wants to talk to let alone fuck
Anonymous asked: that song before your chat about dub step really wasn't dub step. I don't think you know what it sounds like.
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my simulated chance post for today is currently 1000+ words entitled “A History of Me and Dubstep” so, y’know, needs some work
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OK, did the timeline on facebook and i don’t even know what i’m looking at, except I’m pretty sure it is conclusive proof my life just gets shitter and shitter
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earthisnotacolddeadplace replied to your post: i can tell when im at rock bottom because i browse…
oh jesus christ get out while you can
Too late - i’m on the advice thread
i can tell when im at rock bottom because i browse the absolute punk forums
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My Five Favourite Comic Books of 2011
I don’t write much about comic books on here and always means to do so. I’ve been reading comics since I was like five years old, longer than I’ve been into my other major interests of music and writing long pointless Tumblr posts about my feelings. I’m unashamedly a fan of super-hero titles and Marvel in particular. At heart I like people in capes who punch shit, but what...
The Independent reveals the shocking story of how... →
Also, this may be the funniest sentence ever:
One, tUnE-yArDs (sic), has sold just a few thousand copies of its Whokill album.
Right, watched two series of Forbrydelsen and haven’t picked up a word of Danish.
Could probably solve a murder, mind.
My horoscope today essentially said I have myself to blame for the fact none of my friends speak to me any more.
Bit harsh.
